Captain Tilney, by Keith Logan

fan fiction

Captain Tilney

Frederick is a handsome chap
(Even more so than his brother)
He's a chip off the general's block
His siblings more like mother

"Captain Tilney" has a ring
A red coat gives him glamour
Uses manifold advantages
To make ladies for him clamor

Exuding confidence and ease
A broad smile of intent
A certain something in the eye
Say he's on pleasure bent

Add to that a silver tongue
With morals that are lax
And foolish females of a type
Are what he takes as snacks