Ask Mrs. Allen, by Keith Logan

fan fiction

Ask Mrs. Allen

If you want to know what’s being worn
If you want know what’s new
Mrs Allen is the one to seek
If fashion is for you

You can speak to her of fine brocade
You can talk of muslin too
She is expert in all kinds of lace
And will give advice that’s true

And on every other topic
Apples all the way to zoo
You may speak to her with confidence
Any way you want to do

Her answers come with deep insight
So you won’t have cause to rue
They concern your dress, and those about
With scant regard to who